Which Vibrator Matches Your Zodiac Sign?

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We explore how your universal vibrations match your vibrator preferences. Are you more of a giver than a receiver?

In a world full of vibrators big and small, finding the right one for you can be intimidating. Do you want something with many speeds? One that looks like a dick? One that looks like a lipstick? One you can wear?

There are so many questions to be answered. A sex toy is an investment. It is an expensive piece of equipment and possibly one of the most important purchases you will ever make. Orgasms are no joke, my friends. This shit is f*cking serious. Don't mess with your orgasms.

When it comes to finding the perfect vibrator for you, why not look to your zodiac sign? Every zodiac sign is different. It's the best indicator for your needs. Your sexual vibrations are literally written in the stars. The perfect vibrator for your very special needs is right this way.

Vibe on, my darlings.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18)

The Aquarius woman is strong and fiercely independent. She is also stoic and values both her privacy and control. The Bullet to The Heart vibrator is just the thing for this dominant woman. It is small, discreet and very powerful. It is perfect to stash in a clutch before an adventurous night out, for the Aquarius woman is also full of mystery.

PISCES (FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20)

Although the Pisces is just about the nicest person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting, she can also get shy easily. She's a doll, our Pisces girl, but when it comes to vibe world, she needs something unassuming and digestible. The Egg Vibe perfect for our shy, emotional Pisces. It's small, round, and comes in non-threatening shades like pink and purple.

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 19)

The Good Vibe is for the sign that loves luxury. An Aries needs sleek, beautiful products and the Good Vibe’s minimal, discreet design and powerful vibrations with various settings is the perfect accompaniment to an Aries’ indulgent night in.

TAURUS (APRIL 20 - MAY 20)

The Bullet To The Heart is ideal for the Taurus who always loves the finer things in life. This lavish sex toy is the perfect tool to help every sexual encounter be memorable in its novelty and sensuality.

GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUNE 20)

For the diversity-loving Gemini, a jewelled anal plug is just the thing. The beautifully designed toy comes in a range of sizes to fit every need, and is perfect for an open-minded Gemini, who always wants to try new things.

CANCER (JUNE 21 - JULY 22)

The Money Bunny is for the intensely emotional and slightly vulnerable Cancer. The Cancer girl craves intimacy in her intimate encounters but can sometimes feel shy about being aggressive. Putting this vibrator where it can work its magic, ]allows the Cancer to get her own while never having to feel self-conscious.

LEO (JULY 23 - AUGUST 22)

Leo is a powerful, loyal sign, and they take everything in life very seriously, including their sex toys. For the Leo lady, I recommend the most powerful vibe of all: The Good Vibe.

VIRGO (AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22)

The Egg vibe is perfect for the precise and reliable Virgo. It's a vibrator that will always do the trick when it's needed. The strong vibration power gets the Virgo girl to her peak when she's on a time crunch, all while staying super quiet.

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22)

The Libra lady is all about being in charge. For this woman on top, the only thing that will do is the Money Bunny. This specially designed vibrator will allow you to get the job done. Hit the power button, and you'll feel an explosion of pleasure power. Saddle up!

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21)

The Bullet To The Heart Vibe perfect for the passionate, pleasure-craving Scorpio. She is a woman who enjoys having complete power over her lover. Being able to control the level of vibration discreetly and use this on themselves and their partner is the ultimate turn-on for this spicy sign.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21)

If there is one word that describes our beautiful Sagittarius woman, it is adventurous. For such an adventurous woman, only the most adventurous toy will do. I recommend the Jewelled Anal Plugs in the sleek stainless steel. This baby will take you to zero to pleasure-town before the first song on your sexy playlist ends.

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19)

The Money Bunny is perfect for the dominant and wilful Capricorn girl. It stimulates both clitoral and G-spot centres with carefully controlled vibrations, which is perfect solo play for the fiercely independent woman.

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